What’s in a name? Does the name Miss December imply that I am a Playmate centerfold? Does the name Miss December imply that I am a pageant winner? Does Miss December imply I am single?
Does this name imply that I am a leggy blonde with overtly good looks and little intellect? What does this name say about me? Who am I trying to say I am with this name?
This name was simply chosen as my second choice, as my usual moniker of “SuperNatural” was previously taken. It’s simply the month in which I was born preceded by a formal title.
So am I the leggy blonde that’s easy on the eyes and with very little to offer in the way of intellect? I suppose that’s all relative. Are we to assume that “Harold” is unattractive? Are we to assume that “Bertha” is overweight? Are to assume “Melvin” is a geek? …..Perhaps.
In many instances, preconceived images you have of one based on their name only proves to be true, i.e. John F. Kennedy, Jr. (a beautiful strong child of wealth), Dweezel Zappa ( an eccentric artist child of a hippie artist), or Isabella Rossellini (a beautiful Italian model that has sexy Italian men nibbling her fingertips.) In every case mentioned, that theory proves to be true.
However, what about Quentin Tarantino….sounds sexy, cool…delicious! Reality, not so much so. Queen Elizabeth….sounds, well, like Royalty. Apparently lacks a dental plan, however. Beyonce Knowles….stunningly beautiful woman no matter how much the street name begs to differ.
Can well really assume a person’s identity, their intellect, their race, and degree of likability by their name? Perhaps.
And is Miss December really that leggy blonde with legs all the way up to her ass? The answer is yes. I’m still hoping you’ll like me anyway!
